Ugly Bread 1 loaf frozen whole wheat bread dough, thawed 4 hours Flour surface and top of dough and roll out as far as it will go. Then cut it into small pieces. Put some olive oil into a large mixing bowl and coat the bowl evenly. Put dough pieces into oiled bowl along with chopped meats and cheeses. Add eggs, parsley, and seasonings. Mix together by hand, squeezing the dough and ingredients together for 5 minutes. Place on lightly oiled baking sheet and shape into any ugly shape you like. Cover with waxed paper and let rise for at least a half hour. Remove waxed paper and place in preheated 350 degree oven. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes or until brown. Let cool until manageable, and then tear apart to eat.
(When we made this with a party group, we had people cutting up the meat, cheeses, and parsley while others rolled out the dough. Everyone wore vinyl gloves and took a turn squishing the dough. Afterwards, we thought this bread would be good dipped into heated meatless spaghetti sauce.)
1/8 pound cooked ham, chopped
1/8 pound Genoa salami, chopped
1/8 pound turkey pepperoni, chopped or torn into pieces
3 types of cheese slices (your choice), 4 slices of each, chopped
2 eggs
1/8 cup parsley, chopped
1/8 cup minced garlic (or more if you like)
Several hard shakes of Italian seasoning
Pinch of salt and pepper
Virgin Olive Oil